SpeedIF 6


SpeedIF 6 (1999-11-27) [4c] [Baf's]

The solutions below are by David Welbourn and are based on the specified release or version of each game. See also the SpeedIF pages at FourCoffees and Baf’s Guide.

Kids Shouldn't Have to Save The World

>i. x slinky. x barbie. pull cord. s. (or any other direction)

>x iceberg. x potato. x nose. x hat. take nose. take hat.

>ask potato about iceberg. ask potato about meteor.

>put slinky in hat. take slinky.

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One Night In The North Atlantic

>x potato. take it. eat it. x shadow. x iceberg. x ocean. d.

>x suitcase. take it. open it. x soil. x note. take note. u.

>pour soil. put potato in soil. x hat. take hat.

>wear hat. enter hat. wave hat. x car. enter car.

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Titanic: Leo's Revenge

A satisfying conclusion. Caution: If you stay in the sea for seven turns, you'll die from the cold.

>w. d. u. u. x potato. w. d.

>x sign. x hat. take hat. n.

>x Leo. give potato to Leo. x paper. n.

>wear hat.

>x sunglasses. take sunglasses. z. x reporter.

>give paper to reporter. wear sunglasses.

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A Top Hat For Eddie

note: I never found the lost eye or mouth, but then, it's not clear that they can be found. The two ears can be referred to as "first ear" and "second ear", if you need to answer a "which ear do you mean" question.

>i. who am i. w. s. sw.

>x sand. look. take ear. wear it. d. n. n. w. w. z. z. z. z. z.

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Eeeagh!! Okay, okay. It's only a speedIF. It's only a speedIF...

>x me. i. x slinky. x iceberg. x iceburg.

>d. u. u. u. u. u. u. u. u. (Potato and Hat appear)

>x potato. x hat.

>ask potato about roller coaster. (say what!?! Roller coaster!?! Did this game even mention a roller coaster? No, no it didn't. But it was one of the items in the SpeedIF 6 premise. Eeeagh!)

>u. (Keep going up a whole bunch of times, I'm not counting how many (like I care anymore, after the roller coaster), until you go snowblind.)

>look. x sand. n. (You're dead! You've won!)

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When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Firetruck

>x glasses. take glasses. n.

>x Sam. n. x rock. take it. s. e.

>x machine. x clown. x button. push button.

>take chunk. x it. eat it. x pipe. w. s.

>x monkey. throw rock at monkey. take hat. x it.

>wear hat. remove hat. n. w.

>x can. search it. x potato. x binoculars. g.

>put pipe in potato. put glasses on potato.

>put hat on potato. x potato. e. n.

>show potato to Sam. n. x train. enter train.

>x lights.

You now have a choice:

>take Titanic. (and die) —or— hit Titanic. (and win)

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