SpeedIF SchmeedIF (2001-05-27) [4c] [Baf's]
The solution below is by David Welbourn and is based on the specified release or version of the game. See also the SpeedIF pages at FourCoffees and Baf’s Guide.
>x candle. x desk. x ball. take it. shake it. z. s.
>x head. x Floyd. turn off Floyd. (followed by an epilogue that's larger than the rest of the game)